May 2010
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Back in town...
And super excited to get back to work on everything. Vacation is over, lets grind it out!
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 28th
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May 28th
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It's Always Hard To...
… Tell someone you’re a comedian, or an improviser or a writer. “Oooh! Do it.” “What?” “Improvise something! Tell me a joke!” “Okay. Knock, knock.” “Who’s there.” “I wish I was a magician, cause then I could do a card trick or something. You’ve already set up an expectation I can’t possibly...
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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“Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything — real...”
– from Defending Your Life (via mikekarnell) (via abedinthemorning)
May 26th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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WatchWatch
Who’s going to win the NBA Championship? Ke$ha knows…
May 22nd
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“In television the premise is much less important than the execution of the...”
– Carelton Cuse, speaking about the original concept for Lost, which was, everyone all together - a scripted Survivor. I know we’re not getting all the answers we wanted, but imagine what it could have been.
May 20th
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The world is weird, can I knit you a $weater? If you got a que$tion, a$k Ke$ha!
May 19th
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May 18th
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This is my friend and fellow improviser Matt Catanzano’s acting reel. Take a look if you like a handsome man who can also make you laugh.
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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What happens when @clairbearattack actually attacks.
May 13th
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May 13th
Testing...
My new Tumblr Facebook application. This could make me annoying on a whole other social platform.
May 12th
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Blackout.
I’m currently participating in the process of putting together a sketch and improv show for Improv Asylum. It’s been a couple of weeks of writing, improvising, songs, characters etc. Today our homework was writing up five blackouts. A blackout is a very quick scene, a re-frame, something that ends with a hard joke, and then smashes to… black… obviously…...
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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Recently I was at a friends house and the census lady stopped by. The exchange was strange and awkward with my friend doing his best to keep a straight face as I giggled on the couch. This sketch is perfect. The census is exactly like this.
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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When you...
When you look around your desk and the first thing that catches your eye is a note reading: tickle ghost, it might be time to get a real job…
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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Just Remember...
Whenever competing, just look at your teammates and mutter, “Always remember what I told you. Never stop reaching for the stars.” You’ll hit the shot every time.
May 8th
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jonahray: The Birthday Boys - Pooljumpers (official trailer) Thank Science for the Birthday Boys! The perfect parody. (theidiotking)
May 8th
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May 6th
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Jay Leno is officially an Asshole. →
May 6th
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May 5th
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“You lose it if you talk about it.”
– Hemmingway 
May 5th
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Journal Post #458
If you’d like a girl who speaks French By all means go to France But they’re not going to like you. Cause you’re not French. So where to? You must settle, For the beauties of Canada.  - A poem I may have written… or a fever dream.
May 4th
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“If fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.”
– Heat Vision
May 4th
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Like Any Other Man
Like any other man I was born with a knife In one hand and a wound in the other. - Gregory Orr
May 4th