I’m in Connecticut right now, in my boyhood home.

One more day and then I leave for California to join “THE INDUSTRY!” Some things I’ve heard about, “THE INDUSTRY!”

• They like people with abs. Six preferably.
• If you’re an existing principle with a fan base (action figure, board game, food group) they may adapt you into a movie. I’m looking forward to “Grapes!”
• The weather is always the same, but you can still talk about how great it is.
• Coke is still awesome.
• Everything is on fire.

I can’t wait. Tune in to hear about my progress. Or I guess I can just call you, Dad.