October 14th, 2009
Zoom We’re already off to a weird start when we’re reading a Time article about why babies love Beyonce (babies, it turns out, are very sexual.) but then things get stranger. Needless to say, I didn’t click on pregnant-belly art, but my mind clicked on it and created some amazing conclusions.

We’re already off to a weird start when we’re reading a Time article about why babies love Beyonce (babies, it turns out, are very sexual.) but then things get stranger.

Needless to say, I didn’t click on pregnant-belly art, but my mind clicked on it and created some amazing conclusions.

Beyonce
Babies
Art
Preggo
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