michaelclair:

These are the kind of things that make me very happy. This was the envelope for my security deposit sent by my good friend Will Hall.

Oh. Wait a second. That’s weird. It looks like Norman Osborn, current head of H.A.M.M.E.R. is now in charge of sending rent deposit checks. Oh shit! And my secret identity is out! I’m actually Namor, the King of Atlantis.

Fuck!

This reminds me of the time that Evan left some tickets for me at the Improv Asylum. When I got there and asked for Mike Clair’s tickets they had nothing. Of course when I asked if they had Mike The Skrull’s tickets, sure enough, there they were.

If you don’t understand any of this it’s because you don’t read picture book literature.

Ev: It was simply under “Mike Skrull”. And since you picked them up… I still probably can’t trust you.