Tonight I…

• Ate a dinner of chocolate and cheese nips.
• Performed at least three Justin Bieber related improvisational scenes.
• Fell asleep on a couch with my mouth open.
• Drank milk in a bar.
• Read two comics.
• Kissed and hugged a bunch of people.

And yet… I can’t stop questioning everything. My hope is that with age, the analytical part of your brain slowly starts to die and the pleasure centers overpower everything else. 

Come on pleasure centers - do your job.