Hey. I’m Evan! This is where my internet lives! If you’d like to see me in person, I perform Thurs - Sat at Improv Asylum. Tumblr (3.0; @evankaufman)http://evankaufman.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1hyfYg001qzxildo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://portroids.tumblr.com/post/17227973490/nick-kroll-kidman-nscaa-please-make-this-a" target="_blank">portroids</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nick Kroll Kidman</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nscaa.tumblr.com/post/17221621214/nick-kroll-kidman-please-make-this-a-thing" target="_blank">nscaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> - Please make this a thing. (Thanks to Ed Murphy for this submission)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://evankaufman.com/post/17255917965http://evankaufman.com/post/17255917965Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:06:20 -0500LOL<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqycrWWtw1qda0ino1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqycrWWtw1qda0ino2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqycrWWtw1qda0ino3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqycrWWtw1qda0ino4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqycrWWtw1qda0ino5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqycrWWtw1qda0ino6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://evankaufman.com/post/16921631815http://evankaufman.com/post/16921631815Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:30:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxhiia58e1r2bbkbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://evankaufman.com/post/16823695571http://evankaufman.com/post/16823695571Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:14:21 -0500Morrisey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymbt7IaIt1qzymcxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I made a minimalist “Shame” poster, so you didn’t have to. </p>http://evankaufman.com/post/16762274406http://evankaufman.com/post/16762274406Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:46:19 -0500ShameMinimalist posterFilmMichael Fassbender ween<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16589614956/tumblr_lvc4cdWI591qbztsv&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vondell-swain.tumblr.com/post/13413260711/jason-derulo-singing-his-own-name-extended-cut" target="_blank">vondell-swain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Jason Derulo Singing His Own Name [Extended Cut]</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>This is my favorite Jason Derulo song, hands down. </p>http://evankaufman.com/post/16589614956http://evankaufman.com/post/16589614956Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:34:10 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4zxzDnlH1qbx27yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://evankaufman.com/post/16487128267http://evankaufman.com/post/16487128267Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:14:43 -0500Princess BrideYesFirst post in a looooooonnnngggg time<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5oruezJB1r31r5vo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://evankaufman.com/post/16236716563http://evankaufman.com/post/16236716563Sat, 21 Jan 2012 13:25:07 -0500SNLWiig<a href="http://oldtimefamilybaseball.com/post/15910656694/evan-kafuman-early-drafts-of-crash-davis-i-believe">Old Time Family Baseball: Evan Kafuman: Early Drafts of Crash Davis’ “I Believe in” Speech From Bull Durham</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldtimefamilybaseball.com/post/15910656694/evan-kafuman-early-drafts-of-crash-davis-i-believe" target="_blank">oldtimefamilybaseball</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sBfdl6hNZ9k" width="420"></iframe></p> <p>#1<br/><br/>“Well, I believe in angels, wieners, party clams, the double pony tail on a lady, a flat splitfinger, calcium deposits, good Pims Cup, that the novels of Gabriel García Márquez are magical realism. I believe that there’s no plesiosaur in Loch Ness. I believe that the senate should…</p> </blockquote>http://evankaufman.com/post/15931042846http://evankaufman.com/post/15931042846Sun, 15 Jan 2012 23:57:54 -0500I wrote this“<p>Durant isn’t alone. In their tandem press conferences, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, of the Miami Heat, alternate impeccably tailored suits with cardigans over shirts and ties. They wear gingham and plaid and velvet, bow ties and sweater vests, suspenders, and thick black glasses they don’t need. Their colors conflict. Their patterns clash. Clothes that once stood as an open invitation to bullies looking for something to hang on the back of a bathroom door are what James now wears to rap alongside Lil Wayne. Clothes that once signified whiteness, squareness, suburbanness, sissyness, in the minds of some NBA players no longer do. </p> <p>If you happen to be someone who looks at Durant, James, or Amar’e Stoudemire’s Foot Locker commercials — in which he stalks along a perilously lit basketball court wearing a letterman’s cardigan, a skinny tie, and giant black glasses (his are prescription) — and wonders how the NBA got this way, how it turned into Happy Days, you’re really wondering the same thing about the rest of mainstream black culture. When did everything turn upside down? Who relaxed the rules? Is it really safe to look like Carlton Banks? </p> <p>It certainly appears that way. </p> <p>Carlton Banks wore his polo shirts, khaki pants, and cardigans tighter than a young black kid would dare in 1990-anything. The joke was that he and his two sisters were culturally white, and the secret of Carlton is that he began to see himself the way both his hip-hop cousin, Will, and the show saw him; and as he began to gain a black consciousness (like when he discovered Public Enemy), he gradually came to resent the laughter.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7346656/the-rise-nba-nerd" target="_blank">Wesley Morris on LeBron, Dwyane, Amar’e, and the rise of the NBA nerd - Grantland</a> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glynnis.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">glynnis</a>)</p> <p>Get into it Blerds! </p></em>http://evankaufman.com/post/15566595613http://evankaufman.com/post/15566595613Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:33:52 -0500NBABlerdsSportswritingGrantland<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs0x9nhB41qf063ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs0x9nhB41qf063ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs0x9nhB41qf063ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs0x9nhB41qf063ko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs0x9nhB41qf063ko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs0x9nhB41qf063ko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://evankaufman.com/post/15048838791http://evankaufman.com/post/15048838791Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:59:59 -0500Woody Allen<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwy9wzJvSZ1qcc8qqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffpostcomedy.tumblr.com/post/14982564978/urlesque-theclearlydope-omg-looove-dj-d-bag" target="_blank">huffpostcomedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urlesque.tumblr.com/post/14981853631/theclearlydope-omg-looove-dj-d-bag" target="_blank">urlesque</a>:<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/14981394230/dick-clarks-rockin-new-years-eve-sets" target="_blank">theclearlydope</a>]</p> <p>Omg looove DJ D-Bag!</p> </blockquote>http://evankaufman.com/post/14992186113http://evankaufman.com/post/14992186113Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:20:06 -0500New Years<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz8mtcoJu1qb3920o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz8mtcoJu1qb3920o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz8mtcoJu1qb3920o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz8mtcoJu1qb3920o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz8mtcoJu1qb3920o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Tommy Palmese tells his life story through characters in a show that can only be described as “four hours”.</p> </blockquote> <p>Can’t wait for the revival of this. </p>http://evankaufman.com/post/14982701809http://evankaufman.com/post/14982701809Thu, 29 Dec 2011 13:15:35 -0500SNLFred Armisen<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvfjfBewf1qzaxefo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.knowyourmeme.com/post/14866197731/i-want-this-blown-up-and-framed-kymdb" target="_blank">knowyourmeme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want this blown up and framed</p> <p>KYMdb - <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/propaganda-parodies" target="_blank">Propaganda Parodies</a></p> </blockquote>http://evankaufman.com/post/14869147563http://evankaufman.com/post/14869147563Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:48:06 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ail7D_k0s9w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urlesque.tumblr.com/post/14862490550/dj-earworms-united-state-of-pop-2011-mp3" target="_blank">urlesque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>DJ Earworm’s United State of Pop 2011</strong> — mp3 download <a href="http://djearworm.com/united-state-of-pop-2011-world-go-boom-htm.htm" target="_blank">here</a></p> <p>[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/2011-in-pop-music-according-to-dj-earworm" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Pretty good year! Boom Boom Boom!</p>http://evankaufman.com/post/14866182938http://evankaufman.com/post/14866182938Tue, 27 Dec 2011 11:37:45 -0500MusicMash upsDJ Earworm<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwq9cauIbc1qz72v7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monstercrazy.tumblr.com/post/14739088654/mike-mignola" target="_blank">monstercrazy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/artofmikemignolacom/311791322520" target="_blank">Mike Mignola</a></p> </blockquote>http://evankaufman.com/post/14755529559http://evankaufman.com/post/14755529559Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:15:33 -0500Hell boyComics<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcsuxuZzx1qcb58yo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcsuxuZzx1qcb58yo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I mean… he gets me.</p>http://evankaufman.com/post/14755509354http://evankaufman.com/post/14755509354Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:14:59 -0500Charlie Brown<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwq47sAwli1qz7g7qo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://evankaufman.com/post/14742262400http://evankaufman.com/post/14742262400Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:53:52 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpu9obd701qzqoygo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://evankaufman.com/post/14726333365http://evankaufman.com/post/14726333365Sat, 24 Dec 2011 11:47:44 -0500ChristmasTwin Peaks<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmc9nu3iV1qdachco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrhipp.tumblr.com/post/14625744077/tintin-holiday-special" target="_blank">mrhipp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>TINTIN HOLIDAY SPECIAL</p> </blockquote>http://evankaufman.com/post/14650508711http://evankaufman.com/post/14650508711Thu, 22 Dec 2011 22:12:27 -0500Nightmare before Christmas<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw22nbAmxU1r7zaoqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://evankaufman.com/post/14582221525http://evankaufman.com/post/14582221525Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:20:31 -0500Charlie Brown