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Mar
9th
Tue
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bestrooftalkever: (via wondertonic) Can’t wait to drop some bills on a Calvinball.

bestrooftalkever:

(via wondertonic)

Can’t wait to drop some bills on a Calvinball.

Mar
6th
Sat
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nickholmes: Handy guide.

nickholmes:

Handy guide.

Mar
4th
Thu
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Me on the cover of the Metro, promoting You’re A Good Man, Scott Brown. Photo by Richie, makeup by Sydney, designed by Lori. I also did a little photoshopping, to highlight my assets!

Me on the cover of the Metro, promoting You’re A Good Man, Scott Brown.

Photo by Richie, makeup by Sydney, designed by Lori.

I also did a little photoshopping, to highlight my assets!

Mar
3rd
Wed
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thedailywhat: Spoiler Alert of the Day: Bonus points for befriending Kid Cudi. [joemande.] Yes!

thedailywhat:

Spoiler Alert of the Day: Bonus points for befriending Kid Cudi.

[joemande.]

Yes!

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http://www.youtube.com/user/xSoppySofax#p/u/6/J0O9NVCVMwo

Hurley knows how to party. ‘Woah.”

Mar
1st
Mon
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nickholmes: Word.

nickholmes:

Word.

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Look, the truth is everything is a mess as far as I can tell. It’s just a messy, junky world. People are mean. People are lonely. People are lost. Nobody knows a damn thing. Some people pretend they do. Don’t trust them. Some people pretend they like you. Don’t believe them. And if you’re going to write a screenplay, try to keep it around a hundred and ten pages.
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Charlie Kaufman (via synecdoche) (via lazymansload)

Probably the best advice I’ve ever heard from anyone ever

(via abedinthemorning)

Feb
26th
Fri
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The dude.

The dude.

Feb
23rd
Tue
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abedinthemorning: juliasegal: Caddyshack SOME ONE GET ME A FRAME!

abedinthemorning:

juliasegal:

Caddyshack

SOME ONE GET ME A FRAME!